Once upon a time, in the land of Army existed a place called AFMC. It was a place full of cadavers, doctors, classes , jokes and a lot of FUN. The Armed Forces Medical College was not just a college, it was a way of life for thousands who have passed through its doors.
I will make no bones about it- I am what they call an ‘army brat’. For as long as I remember I have been a part of this army life, thanks to my father who retired about a decade ago. I have listened to his adventures, escapades and pranks ever since I could understand them. He is a graduate from AFMC (Armed Forces Medical College), Pune and belongs to the ‘I’ batch (Right from the inception of the college, each batch of students has been given a letter of the alphabet to identify their year and seniority. So ‘A’ was the very first batch in 1966. After the 26 letters were over (that means 26 years), they started off with A1. So, far, 57 batches of doctors have graduated from this college).

So, when Major Dr. Meeta Singh and her husband Ashok Singh organized the yearly event Jalsa 2024, I was only too happy to attend it because it meant listening and in a way reliving the naughty, spicy and interesting anecdotes of these army doctors.
When I walked into the Stardom Resort, where Jalsa 2024 was being held, it was like walking back into time and meeting my own childhood. I could see my father’s friends, his classmates, his seniors and juniors, most of whom I knew from years of postings. Some of them had taken to singing on the stage while the others were busy sharing jokes and laughing. Then as was the custom in their college, there were some backbenchers too who were commenting quietly on everything that was going on and having their own party.

My purpose was simple. All I wanted to do was know about the fun they had in their time in AFMC. Acing MBBS is not easy and then these were officers of the Indian army; which is known for its discipline and tough postings. But these people were experts in taking it all in their stride and making as the popular slogan goes in the army, ‘jungle mein mangal’.
I walked to a group of men who were sitting in a corner and drinking beer. I asked them about their fondest memories of AFMC.

Basi Menon, an anesthetist from G batch said, ‘I remember in 1969 I got chicken pox in the third year of AFMC, so I was under a lot of scrutiny and observation in the isolation ward. Some of the students even envied me and tried to hug me and get it too so that they wouldn’t have to give any exams but most of them were unsuccessful in getting the disease. One day, this friend of mine came in four days later with mumps. Another fellow classmate and his friend turned up in the ward after crashing his motor cycle while travelling from Mahabaleshwar to Pune. I was the unofficial mechanic for all the motor bikes in the college. All the damaged, broken bikes would come to me. So, even though I had chicken pox, I still had to go and pick up the bike because I was the only one who could repair it. Moreover, it is not like chicken pox is a very serious disease. It is just that people don’t like you because you are all full of pus and pustules. And they are terrified of you when you walk in somewhere. After a lot of whispered discussions in the medical ward, my friend who managed to get the chicken pox at the same time as me (by being very (physically) attached to me) decided I could go. Everyone in the ward knew what was going on but they didn’t say anything. So, I slipped out quietly. That evening, during the rollcall, the officer in charge came to see the four of us in the ward. My bed was occupied by the pillows which were completely covered by the quilt. When he tried to talk to me, the man next to me was the son of the Air Chief and he told the officer, ‘Sir, please don’t disturb him. He is so very exhausted and needs rest.’ The officer was convinced and told him to let him know if there was any problem and walked away. I stole back into the ward the next morning and quietly slipped into my bed.’

It seems that even in the army, examination scared every one. Basi Menon says, ‘Ashish Mitra of G batch could do anything to avoid sitting for examinations. Poor thing, it was not his fault. He had accidently cleared the entrance examination since he had such a photographic memory. But he wasn’t a doctor material. He would have done really well in journalism or some similar field. He was petrified when the first semester exams were announced. He decided to get a fever by putting onions in his armpit for a day or two. He developed the fever and tried to get admitted into the ward. But most of the officers knew what the game was and saw through him. Later on he dropped out of AFMC and now he is an orthopaedic surgeon in the US.
Ragging was a well known fact in AFMC. The ‘freshers’ as the first years were called were made to do all sorts of tasks by their seniors; most of them were fun and helped them to bond well with their peers. Admiral Sudeep Naidu recounts, ‘I managed to do everything wrong on my first day in AFMC! Chucked out of the house by a mother, paranoid about late running trains, I arrived 2 days before the last check in date, enjoying the undivided attention of the whole college, bar one portly character who had beaten me to it. I also managed to draw considerable attention to myself by driving up to the hostel office in an army jeep arranged through a friend of a friend by the same paranoid mother. Two suitcases, one trunk, one holdall and my pride and joy – A burgundy red BSA SLR with white sidewall tyres and handles bent down into Lance Armstrong territories.

I got down from the jeep, surveyed the motley crowd standing at the warden’s office and asked where I should report. A guy with cut-off jeans and a banian with more ventilation than originally intended, sauntered up to me and speaking clipped English asked me who I was. I introduced myself with pride and by the time I was finished, he was well versed with my ancestry. By this time, I noticed that he also had a hairstyle reminiscent of the then ‘angry young man’ and had the mannerisms, down to the sulky look and baritone drawl. I enquired as to who, he was, and was informed that he was a waiter in something called B Mess. My impression of the college straight away zoomed! Waiters speaking English and looking like Amitabh Bachhan! I had also arrived from Hyderabad wearing what I thought was the epitome of fashion – brown trousers with flares at the bottom – bell-bottoms! (Apparently, the new fashion of narrow trousers had not yet reached Hyderabad) Not only was I was soon rushing to the tailor near the cycle shop for alterations, but also, sitting with a blade ripping of back pocket labels like Playboy, Newman, and Dragon etc, from my trousers.
I met another fresher who had already been initiated into all the nuances of behaving as a penguin and was soon educating me. In fact he was teaching me what “third button” was, when some seniors saw us and presuming that a fresher was ragging another fresher, subjected him to a lot of sit-ups and push-ups ! We were then duly marched off to 4Top, where we had been granted an audience with a character who was casually doing pull –ups while hanging from the top floor balcony – on the outside! I politely declined when he offered to teach me how to overcome the fear of heights and instead took the option of going in for the zero cut. This character also insisted that I retain one side of what he called “fungus” on the upper lip and this strange look acted as an incentive for other seniors to have me front roll and visit exotic hill stations in each room. Thankfully, after a round of Shimla, Mt Abu and Darjeeling we reached the at the warden’s office and I was allotted 5 Top 4. The dean had briefed the various sports options available to the new candidates and I was soon on the track, racing against a P batcher for a place in the relay team. The sports guys looked out for us freshers and there was a dictum that the sports field was exempt from any type of ragging.’

..To be continued
This article by Shailaza Singh appeared in Rashtradoot Newspaper’s Arbit Section on May 7, 2024


















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