Category: predictions for the new year 2020

  • How I got rid of Oggy and his cockroaches

    A few years ago, like all children, my daughter had fallen in love with cartoons on Cartoon Network. She used to watch all kinds of programs including Tom and Jerry, Shiva, Chota Bheem and the cringe worthy Oggy and the cockroaches. As it is, for me the very word ‘cockroach’ is enough to induce a sleepless night, the three cockroaches made it worse! My daughter sat spell bound as the cockroaches and Oggy kept battling it out in Oggy’s refrigerator and at times literally tore the kitchen apart in pursuit of vengeance! The icing on the cake was that the voice-over artist sometimes mimicked voice of Shahrukh Khan, sometimes Nana Patekar, Sunil Shetty and other such then popular actors. After some months, I was so fed up that I asked my friends to help me. One of my friends downloaded and shared a Japanese Anime ‘Spirited Away’. At that time, there was no Netflix or other OTT, so we had to make ado with the subtitles. I showed the movie to my daughter and she loved it! And that was the reason enough to discontinue the cable service.

    It has been a decade since I and my daughter introduced ourselves to subtitles and movies from different countries and languages. Earlier, we downloaded these from different sites like YouTube and torrents which offer ‘free’ movies. Initially, I was quite scared that some kind of Internet police might come and catch me for going on torrents and other such sites. I had prepared a list of counter arguments and kept it in my bedside cabinet for such emergencies and foreseen circumstances. Some reasons given in the list were:

    1. Downloading movies with subtitles is better than letting the children watch serials produced by Ekta Kapoor or other such people. Though the children are intrigued by the idea of saas-bahu politics (children are born politicians) and repeated plastic surgery (they love the idea that they can hide behind a new face if they do something wrong) and multiple divorces and remarriages (my daughter was simply hooked on to the idea that for each marriage she will get at least three to four new dresses with matching dress and jewellery!)
    2. Watching other movies with subtitles is actually education! One of my friends told me that her son who goes off to sleep in the English class at school actually learnt reading by watching movies with subtitles. He loved Hollywood action movies like Rambo and would actually read the subtitles to understand what actors like Sylvester Stallone were saying (most of them actually mutter under their breath). With time, his English literature teacher was actually impressed with his ability to read in the language!

    However, my list of reasons kept lying in the cabinet because no one ever came! So, we read the subtitles and we watched movies. An old friend was curious about why did I go through so much trouble for movies with subtitles when most English movies either had Hindi subtitles or were dubbed in Hindi. It was then I told her about my experience with the well-known movie Jurassic Park’s dubbed Hindi version. In that movie, there is a scene where the female protagonist says ‘I want to see the dinosaur’s shit.’ This dialogue was translated into ‘mujhe dinosaur ka gobar dekhne hai.’ I am not arguing whether it was the correct translation or not but from that point onwards, I steered clear of dubbed movies!

     I also bought a lot of CDs and DVDs of good movies that I believed would help her to inculcate some good values. Some came with subtitles while others did not. We kept our CDs very carefully lest they get scratch marks because then the CD would not either play certain segments or would simply get jammed . We also did not jump tracks because that again could lead to scratches and bad unplayable sectors. The CDs could only either be played on our computers or television sets which meant sitting in the living room, switching on the television or the laptop, inserting the CD and then waiting for it to play. When my daughter complained that it was a cumbersome process, I told her stories of the VCR (Video Cassette Recorder) in which we had to insert this huge video cassette, rewind it and then play. She rolled her eyes. She said that idea was unimaginably old fashioned and preposterous!

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    Then Netflix breezed into our lives. I deleted all my downloads and tore the long list of reasons. The CDs were forgotten in an old cupboard.  Even today, I don’t know what to do with my huge collection. I thought of turning them into plates and decorations but then a friend advised me to wait because according to him one day, these CDs and DVDs would be treasured as antiques and I would be able to make a lot of money by selling them! I am still waiting!

    With Netflix and later Amazon Prime and other such OTT platforms, my phone became my new cinema hall. I could walk into it anytime and watch the movie and the scene of my choice again and again- A far cry from the first time that I was introduced to cinema in Jaipur in my summer holidays!

    Back then, my maternal grandfather hated movies with a vengeance! He believed that movies did nothing except corrupt minds of young people. So, on the pretext of going to the vegetable market, my aunt masterminded the great escape and smuggled my grandmother, mother, my brother and me in a matador car and took us to the Rajmandir Theatre to watch the matinee show Amitabh Bachchan’s ‘Sharabi’. She even paid a friend to shop for vegetables and fruits. When the movie finished, we went to Niros Restaurant, ate food, picked up the vegetables and fruits and went back home! Till date my grandfather is unaware of these little escapades!

    Today, with Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hot Star, and other such platforms, my daughter and me huddle up in any corner of the house and watch these movies and series regardless of their language. Sometimes, we hook it up to the television and even binge watch with a bowl of fresh popcorn. We hardly realize that we are reading the subtitles. The interesting bit is that we keep discovering new things about distant lands. One day, my daughter told me that in Japan, people are not scared of haunted houses because they believe that each house has its own spirit. So, whenever they move in to a new house, they thank the spirit and ask him to take care of them and their family. This fact she got to know from a movie called “My neighbour Totoro”.

    Covid time pass

    The good part about these movies with subtitles is that one has to pay attention to understand what is going on. Hence most of times, in this era of COVID, online movie watching is quite engrossing! Not that we have achieved nirvana but cartoons have been replaced by a lot of meaningful content and thank fully Oggy and the cockroaches have been completely forgotten!

    However, the danger still looms large as I just discovered that Salman Khan has launched another no brainer ‘Radhe: Your Most Wanted Bhai’ on OTT. While Oggy and the Cockroaches rile me with goofy no brainer conversations, a Salman Khan movie brings up questions like ‘why cannot Salman Khan protect India from COVID?’ or ‘If he is so strong, why cannot Salman Khan help in dealing with the pandemic?’ Wouldn’t it be great if these OTT platforms had questions to these answers in subtitles too?

    This article by Shailaza Singh was published in Rashtradoot Newspaper on 12 May 2021

  • Am I dead?

    Yesterday, I was talking to an old friend who wanted me to talk to a single guy. She said that I should call him and just talk to him to get to know him. I promised her I would but I could not because I didn’t feel like doing it. My friend called me up in the night and asked me if I had called up the person. I told her that I did not call since I was very busy. My friend got really miffed with me and commented that the horse doesn’t seem to have lost his urge to drink the water referring to an old proverb.

    I pondered over her statement for long and I have come to the conclusion that I have indeed lost my thirst to drink the water. Actually, I have lost interest in this entire dating game because somehow I find it pointless. You meet someone, talk to the person for hours on end and then come to the conclusion that it won’t work out.

    It is difficult to keep following this methodology while waiting for that elusive spark with someone who probably does not even exist in this world. My friend feels I am acting as if I am dead but I don’t think so. I feel there is no point in creating relationship just for the heck of it, which lacks a spark just because you have to be with someone.

    What do you think?

    Life is okay alone
  • Predictions for the New Year 2020

    Predictions for the New Year 2020

    Dear Friends,

    The internet is full of predictions for the new year. Predictions for star signs, predictions for people with names, predictions for numbers and what not. So, I decided to make some predictions too. But, these predictions are different. These predictions are not based on anything except the thoughts that I have right now. Calculate the total of your birth date and scroll down to see what 2020 has in store for you. For example if your date of birth is 22-03-1950, then the total is 22. 2+2=4

    1. People with number 1 – Life has never been as good as it is now. If you have been working hard for something, the time is right for the manifestation of your desires. This year, you will get your heart’s desire and more. Just stay focused.

    2. People with number 2 – If you can dream it, you can achieve it. Work on your dream. Everything is possible if you decide to give it all that you’ve got. Have faith. This year, miracles will happen.

    3. People with number 3 – Look at the rising sun. Your destiny resembles a rising sun this year. Everything will happen in its own time. Just keep walking towards your goal. Impossible says I am possible.

    4. People with number 4 – The world is your oyster. This world will support you in every way. Your positive frame of mind will ensure that you meet the right people at the right time to achieve your dream. Remember, there are unseen forces at work. They are there to support you in every way.

    5. People with number 5 – The airplane has taken off and the flight is smooth. There are tailwinds that support your flight and will help you reach the destination sooner than you expected. Believe in yourself and the world around you. All that you want is right here.

    6. People with number 6 – Your timing is perfect. Trust yourself to be at the right place at the right time for the realization of the dream that you’ve always had. The sun is shining brightly in the sky and all is right with the world. Serendipity will help you to succeed. Just keep your mind focused on your goal.

    7. People with number 7 – You are the best in whatever you do. Your hard work and prayers will create your reality this year. Everything will be just the way you’ve always dreamed of. Time and tide are right. The stage is set. Get ready for making it big this year.

    8. People with number 8 –  Every sweat of your brow, every prayer of your heart, every thing that you’ve ever wished for is about to come true. Life is as good as it gets. New destinations await you.You have worked hard for it and you will get truck full of bouquets of success and accolades. You are the best and you better believe that because you’ve spent years perfecting your craft. Now, it is showtime!

    9. People with number 9 – The universe is in a benevolent mood and it has chosen you for all the possible blessings and grace. So, get ready to receive all this and much more for you truly deserve every bit of happiness, love and laughter this year. The best of the best is coming your way. 

    All your dreams will come true this year. Just have the faith and keep praying. My predictions will come true for you if you believe them to be true.

    Have a fantastic and great 2020!

    With love and best wishes,

    Shailaza Singh